HI THIS IS MY WEBSITE BASED ON THE PALS MY DAD HAS
He knows lots of people and friends. And I’m friends with most of them. Welcome!Following
THE PONY
Dad spends a lot of time fixing up this Mustang which he calls the Pony. Ordinarily I wouldn’t call it a pal but that’s how much time he spends with it. Plus he talks to it, plus sometimes curses.
I tried to suprise him for father’d day last year and gave him floormats. He said they weren’t from the same year or whatever so he sold them and got some lures.
MR. KILLROY
Mr. Killroy has the coolest name ever. Except his first name is Mandy which spoils it. It’s like a gun that shoots smoke bullets, which I had a dream about once.
About the only name that his Dad could have given him worse would be Roy. Because then his name would be Roy Killroy and would basically mean that anyone who ever introduced him would be telling him to do suicide on himself.
He has a really nice car though, it’s a Lincoln.
TOM OWENS
When I met Mr. Owens he told me to call him Tom because Mr. Owens was his dad’s name. I’m still trying to figure this one out. I’m afraid to ask my Dad if Mr. Owens dad is dead. But I think that Mr. Owens was secretly trying to tell me he might be. I mean Tom.
